The tears of a clown

I was walking out of my hat house today, when suddenly I felt a small object hit me in the back of my neck. I quickly turned and there she was.
I started to run, but I realized it was a cousin to one of the dolls from Barbarella. Fortunately, without the metal teeth. She was throwing pebbles at me and even though she made contact with one, her aim was horrible.
Amy was her name. I am still confused about the attack, but I think it relates to her lacking a hat and jealous feelings towards me and my fabulous hat home, hat friends and hat band.
I took out my magic wand and cast a spell.
She vanished and I am a bit confused as to where I sent her. All I know is DON'T MESS WITH MY HATS.